Not So Young Couple

Husband: Darling, I saw the television commercial on the new antiperspirant which makes it possible to do more exercises than ever before and the protection won’t fail you. They promised exactly eight times more.
Wife: I, see.
Husband: Now we can make love like rabbits and you don’t have to suffer from my smell.
Wife: Darling, you have no erection, even with the blue pill.
Husband: Oh, you’re right, honey, as usual. It is just I get carried away with these new inventions and techniques. I hope that you are not very disappointed now.
Wife: No, my man. I haven’t been disappointed in the last ten years.
Husband: I feel shame now.
Wife: Don’t be; just keep on watching television but be careful, and if you don’t mind I would like to concentrate on knitting now.
Husband: Absolutely, that’s fair, my sweetheart.
Wife: Always.

©Yelling Rosa
12/2 -14

USB Memory Stick Organizer

Husband: I made you an USB Memory Stick Organizer. Now you can label all your sticks and know where your knitting forms are. You can place it anywhere you like because it can be fixed with Bostik Blu Tack.
Wife: That’s nice. I hope it wasn’t very expensive.
Husband: On the contrary, it was very cheap. The palette cost less than 2 euro and 3 stick-on hooks were 3, 50 euro in the local hardware store. And, I almost forgot, 3 key rings cost 3, 75 euro.
Wife: I see.
Husband: I can clue That Fish painting on the palette, if you like.
Wife: Be careful that you don’t spoil it.
Husband: Don’t worry. I will print the copy which I then attach and cover it with the plastic film.
Wife: Thank you, that’ll be more than 1000 rabbits and you know what hare I am talking about. I hardly can wait.
Husband: Mission understood.

Picture about the Organizer


That Fish


You can enlarge That Fish by clicking on it with the mouse cursor.

If you use That Fish on your USB Memory Stick Organizer, please don’t change the picture anyway. On the other hand I am sure that you have many own picture you can attach on the palette, if any. It doesn’t look bad even without the picture. And remember any thin plywood or veneer board will do.

That’s it and No More Bad Memory Stick Days!


About Yelling Rosa

I am retired. In my spare time I read, write, play the guitar and hike. I have published three verse books in Finnish and recorded my songs. You can listen to them on YouTube. I have translated some of my poems on Yelling Rosa's Weblog. I also like to watch movies. Olen kiinnostunut lukemisesta, kirjoittamisesta, kitaransoitosta ja luonnossa vaeltamisesta. Olen julkaissut kolme runokirjaa ja laulujani on äänitteillä. Voit lukea runojani Yelling Rosan kotisivuilta ja kuunnella laulujani YouTubessa. Olen elokuvafriikki.
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31 Responses to Not So Young Couple

  1. Niko says:

    Wise memory stick organizer, thank you


  2. sherazade says:

    Grandissima ironica purtroppo su argomenti ‘reali’ di ogni giorno e…notte.


  3. be likealady says:

    It would be a useful creation. I always have this problem with USB, where to put the, how to find them 😀 . Thanks for sharing the idea.


  4. w8screens says:

    Guten Wochenteiler wünsch ich


  5. annapos says:

    Vtipné, humor a umění se nevylučují.


  6. annapos says:

    I can not sleep, I came to listen to your beautiful lullaby.


  7. You are a funny person!


  8. chistanote says:

    so interesting. I enjoy reading this kind of text. I laughed as well.
    good luck 🙂


  9. Willy Nilly says:

    It is seldom I run across instruction for a craft so entertaining and light hearted. It made my day 🙂


  10. Hi yellingrosa. Thank you for liking ‘Afraid!’ The Foureyed Poet.


  11. coastalcrone says:

    I think I need a memory stick! And thanks for the recent visit to my blog.


  12. I’ve got three USBs not by choice but they were given to me as sort of gifts for three consecutive Christmases he he. Don’t need the organizer for those, though, as I bring them with me to work.

    Heard your lullabye the other day. Almost fell asleep (LOL!!!)


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