A Sweet Headache of Love Conversation
“Did you know that snakes smell fine when they are in love?”
“You’re kidding me now?”
No, it’s true. They wear aftershave lotion when they go out on a date.”
“C’mon, knock it off”!
“One cobra told me that and now he is my husband so that I don’t knock it off but hold it in my heart.”
“Well, that’s your worry.”
“Yes, what a nice headache? I feel it from top to toe every day.”
PS In order to be universal Love must be a neuter subject but English has no neuter word for the third person in singular. I solved it out way like this: She + He (a man) = one neuter person. Of course a man can be taken as a human being in general.